The New World (2005) – Movie Review
I have this friend (I know that is a shocking development for you) and for the sake of privacy, we can call them “Guy”. Guy insists on recommending films for […]
Before Sunrise (1995) – Movie Review
In quarantine, it is important to try new things and avoid stagnation. We now live in a world where time is nothing more than a human construct as we float […]
Snowpiercer (2013) – Movie Review
As the world is coming to an unceremonious, yet merciful end, we can once again turn to the prophetic edicts of cinema to enlighten us as to our uncertain future. […]
12 Monkeys (1995) – Movie Review
Humanity’s nature is very perplexing. If you were to be approached by a stranger on any given day prophesizing an impending plague, most likely you would dismiss that stranger as […]
True Romance (1993) – Movie Review
Although it is not the most famous film of the 1990s, “True Romance” is a sort of “unicorn” film of the era. We have the odd situation in which the […]
As Good as It Gets (1997) – Movie Review
After days of preparation, South Florida was hit with an ankle-breaker from Hurricane Dorian that has left us dry but ultimately ticked off for wasting our time. But in that […]
When Harry Met Sally (1989) – Movie Review
Very seldom do I stray into the realm of romantic comedies. I have nothing against them, but as a red-bearded human being with an awkward disposition and little hopes of […]
Django Unchained (2012) – Movie Review
A question I am sure everyone has asked themselves at least once in their life is “What do you get when you mix slavery, violence, and an effeminate yet sinister […]
Tropic Thunder (2008) – Movie Review
I am usually not a fan of the antics of Ben Stiller. Aside from the “Dodgeball” most of Stiller’s films are insufferable. A friend of mine once described the unreasonably […]
Inglourious Basterds (2009) – Movie Review
“Inglourious Basterds” has been a personal favorite movie of mine since my parents finally decided I was old enough to watch a rated R film when I got to high […]
American Psycho (2000) – Movie Review
A close personal friend of mine (No, it’s not Tom Skerritt) recently tweeted out that “We will never beat the 80s as a decade. I am convinced of it”. If […]
Léon: The Professional (1994) – Movie Review
Apparently, I have been on a Natalie Portman movie binge this past couple of weeks. So, maybe 2 of her films in a row does not exactly make me the […]
V for Vendetta (2005) – Movie Review
Based off of the 1988 DC Comic series of the same name by the legendary Alan Moore and David Lloyd, “V for Vendetta” explores a dystopian London after a series […]
The Prestige (2006) – Movie Review
As a devout Christopher Nolan fanboy, one of the most difficult decisions I have ever made in my meaningless life was choosing which Nolan epic I would review first. If […]
Shutter Island (2010) – Movie Review
For my first official review, I wanted to do a film that most people enjoy but often forget about until it’s brought up and then you go “Oh yeah! I […]
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