CELEBRITY SHOT: Ammonite – Movie Review By Chris Nordstrom
Hello friends! I have once again poked my head back into the ether of our reality, and I come bearing a gift: another Celebrity Shot Movie Review!
Top 10 Monologues in Movie History
Much like the risen Christ, I am back to spread the gospel (and possibly incite several millennia of war and genocide in my name). I have journeyed long and far on my sabbatical.
CELEBRITY SHOT: Tombstone Movie Review by Kyle Altomare
Zach: Salutations, friends! Today we have a special treat! This has been in the works for some time now, and after working out the kinks, I am proud to debut […]
BlacKkKlansman (2018) – Movie Review
Our world is in desperate need of change. If you are like me, you may feel as though you do not know how you can do your part to help […]
The New World (2005) – Movie Review
I have this friend (I know that is a shocking development for you) and for the sake of privacy, we can call them “Guy”. Guy insists on recommending films for […]
Before Sunrise (1995) – Movie Review
In quarantine, it is important to try new things and avoid stagnation. We now live in a world where time is nothing more than a human construct as we float […]
Uncut Gems (2019) – Movie Review
I had initially viewed “Uncut Gems” in theaters in the first week of January of 2020 and had chosen to forgo writing a review. I had just returned from a […]
Star Wars: The Clone Wars Episode Guide
“Star Wars: The Clone Wars” is an animated Star Wars television series that originally aired on Cartoon Network in October of 2008 and is perhaps the most expansive and diverse […]
Snowpiercer (2013) – Movie Review
As the world is coming to an unceremonious, yet merciful end, we can once again turn to the prophetic edicts of cinema to enlighten us as to our uncertain future. […]
12 Monkeys (1995) – Movie Review
Humanity’s nature is very perplexing. If you were to be approached by a stranger on any given day prophesizing an impending plague, most likely you would dismiss that stranger as […]
10 Post-Apocalyptic Movies You Should Watch While Quarantined
Welcome to the end of times! Humanity has had a good ride, right? I mean if you forget centuries of enslavement of other humans, the poisoning of the planet to […]
The Invisible Man (2020) – Movie Review
Loosely based on the 1897 novella of the same name by H. G. Wells and a pseudo-remake of the 1933 science-fiction thriller, “The Invisible Man” is a horror vehicle helmed […]
10 Problems with the Writing of the Star Wars Sequels
If there is one piece of common knowledge about myself that is in the public sphere, it is that I fancy myself a fan of the Star Wars franchise. But, […]
Shut Up Zach! Presents: The Best of the Decade – The 2000s
2000 – 2009 After doing my previous “Best of the Decade” list for the 2010s, I was inspired to give other decades their due. The 2000s is the only other […]
Downhill (2020) – Movie Review
“And I looked, and behold, pale horse! And its rider’s name was Death, and Hades followed him.” Yay, for I have now stared into the vast ether of the universe […]
Birds of Prey (2020) – Movie Review
The 2010s were concluded with a year of some of the comic book genre’s strongest showings in film. To no one’s surprise, Marvel kept up their torrid pace by putting […]
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