Top 10 Monologues in Movie History

Much like the risen Christ, I am back to spread the gospel (and possibly incite several millennia of war and genocide in my name). I have journeyed long and far on my sabbatical.

Shut Up Zach! Presents: The Best of the Decade – The 2000s

2000 – 2009 After doing my previous “Best of the Decade” list for the 2010s, I was inspired to give other decades their due. The 2000s is the only other decade that I have been alive for its entirety, even if only turned 5 in 2000. I had to do a decent amount of researchContinue reading “Shut Up Zach! Presents: The Best of the Decade – The 2000s”

Shut Up Zach! Presents: Bests of the Decade! The 2010s

2010 – 2019… What a ride! Where were you a decade ago? I was 14 years old and just ending the 8th grade, and for some inexplicable reason, I was optimistic about the future. I was an innocent, little, pale red-headed kid who was scared of his own shadow and didn’t even realize it. TheContinue reading “Shut Up Zach! Presents: Bests of the Decade! The 2010s”

I disagree with Martin Scorsese and Alan Moore—But are they still right?

A few weeks ago, legendary filmmaker, Martin Scorsese was in the news for being critical of Marvel films. The headlines read “Scorsese says ‘Marvel isn’t cinema’”, which prompted many on the internet, myself included, to read the comments, then respectfully disagreed. The topic was fodder for quoted tweet comebacks calling him an out of touchContinue reading “I disagree with Martin Scorsese and Alan Moore—But are they still right?”

James Dean will be forcibly reanimated and star in a movie 64 years after his death

According to CBS News, Magic City Films have secured the rights and permissions from the family of the late actor James Dean to use his likeness to star in an upcoming Vietnam War drama called “Finding Jack”. Using the mystical powers of computers, Dean will apparently be playing the role of a man named “Rogan”Continue reading “James Dean will be forcibly reanimated and star in a movie 64 years after his death”

My Top 10 Personal Favorite Movies (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL)

Trick or Treat! Congratulations! You’ve been tricked because there is only one option, and that is treat. In this economy, I could only afford one of those so you will just have to deal with it. In honor of one of Halloween, one of the High Holidays of the year, I thought I’d give youContinue reading “My Top 10 Personal Favorite Movies (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL)”

Sony and Marvel get divorced over Spider-Man and I say we riot!

“Honorable representatives of the Republic, I come to you under the gravest of circumstances…” I choose to echo Queen Amidala’s opening remarks to the Senate in “Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace” because this is truly the gravest of circumstances. Marvel and Sony’s negotiations over the distribution rights of Spider-Man have stalled, resultingContinue reading “Sony and Marvel get divorced over Spider-Man and I say we riot!”