Matthew McConaughey is beyond your plebian cognition
I have been personally asked many a time to explain those Matthew McConaughey Lincoln commercials, and even though they’ve been parodied beyond belief for a few years now, apparently you […]
I have had it up to here with Disney and their remakes
Before you mindlessly hand over more of your legal tender to Disney, please do us all a favor and rip it up first. Hell, you can burn it or even make some fine origami. Or better yet, keep the money. But please stop paying for Disney to remake their own movies. Disney is remaking “Dumbo, “The Lion King” and “Aladdin” […]
Dr. Phil needs to be stopped at all costs!
Can someone please tell Dr. Phil to cut it out? I have no way of getting in contact with him but he is a reoccurring dream antagonist of mine and […]
Maybe I shouldn’t go out to dinner with my family…
Take a moment and let your imagination wonder to an enchanted realm of possibilities. Picture yourself sitting at a table at a new restaurant with your parents. They come bearing […]
Calm the Hell down, Buick
This has been on my mind for a while and I finally have a good platform to vent. Have you guys seen these Buick commercials where all of these people […]
Shut Up Zach! 