Matthew McConaughey is beyond your plebian cognition

I have been personally asked many a time to explain those Matthew McConaughey Lincoln commercials, and even though they’ve been parodied beyond belief for a few years now, apparently you simpletons still don’t get what they are all about. And so, you come crawling to me, desperately seeking what you can’t find on your own.Continue reading “Matthew McConaughey is beyond your plebian cognition”

Maybe I shouldn’t go out to dinner with my family…

Take a moment and let your imagination wonder to an enchanted realm of possibilities. Picture yourself sitting at a table at a new restaurant with your parents. They come bearing their usual skeptical optimism, where your father is interested but really was not in the mood to try anything new because you chose this newContinue reading “Maybe I shouldn’t go out to dinner with my family…”