Top 10 Monologues in Movie History
Much like the risen Christ, I am back to spread the gospel (and possibly incite several millennia of war and genocide in my name). I have journeyed long and far on my sabbatical.
10 Post-Apocalyptic Movies You Should Watch While Quarantined
Welcome to the end of times! Humanity has had a good ride, right? I mean if you forget centuries of enslavement of other humans, the poisoning of the planet to […]
Shut Up Zach! Presents: Bests of the Decade! The 2010s
2010 – 2019… What a ride! Where were you a decade ago? I was 14 years old and just ending the 8th grade, and for some inexplicable reason, I was […]
My Top 10 Personal Favorite Movies (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL)
Trick or Treat! Congratulations! You’ve been tricked because there is only one option, and that is treat. In this economy, I could only afford one of those so you will […]
Top 10 Movie Villains of All-Time
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy”. Sir Alec Guiness as the great Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi once uttered this now famous phrase in the […]
10 Best Foreign Accents in Movies by Actors
I may not be an actor myself, but I have often said that one of the most difficult aspects of acting is convincingly changing your voice outside its natural tones. […]
10 Guaranteed Future Oscar Winners
Here is a life lesson for all the young and impressionable kids out there: Things are only worth doing if you get rewarded for them. It is basic logic. Why […]
Top 10 Film Actors Right Now
When I made the list for Top 10 Film Actresses Right Now, I actually had the idea for a few weeks before finally conjuring up the guts it takes to […]
Top 10 Film Actresses Right Now
After about a month of intense, hardcore procrastination, I have finally worked up the strength and determination to create this list! Hazzahs are in order, I should say. I am […]
Top 10 Star Wars Films
I have very few marketable skills in this world. My existence is merely justified because of gratuitous sarcasm, and the fact that it isn’t all that cost effective to send […]
Top 10 Superhero Movies of All-Time
We live in exciting times, I’ll tell you what. The nerds have successfully overthrown society and everyone seems cool with it. There was a time, not too long ago, where […]
Top 10 Movies of All-Time
Congratulations. Despite my best efforts at self-deprecation, somehow you wanted me to make another list. Even more disturbing is that I received a request for this specific list. I worry […]
Top 10 Acting Performances of All-Time
Our obsessive need to constantly rank and compare things in this world help us contrive value from effectively obscure and inconsequential aspects of life. Yeah, that’s pretty deep. I fancy […]
