Top 10 Monologues in Movie History

Much like the risen Christ, I am back to spread the gospel (and possibly incite several millennia of war and genocide in my name). I have journeyed long and far on my sabbatical.

10 Post-Apocalyptic Movies You Should Watch While Quarantined

Welcome to the end of times! Humanity has had a good ride, right? I mean if you forget centuries of enslavement of other humans, the poisoning of the planet to the point of turning Earth into one spicy meatball, and just teency-weency bit of genocide here and there, humanity has been pretty ok. At leastContinue reading “10 Post-Apocalyptic Movies You Should Watch While Quarantined”

Shut Up Zach! Presents: Bests of the Decade! The 2010s

2010 – 2019… What a ride! Where were you a decade ago? I was 14 years old and just ending the 8th grade, and for some inexplicable reason, I was optimistic about the future. I was an innocent, little, pale red-headed kid who was scared of his own shadow and didn’t even realize it. TheContinue reading “Shut Up Zach! Presents: Bests of the Decade! The 2010s”

My Top 10 Personal Favorite Movies (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL)

Trick or Treat! Congratulations! You’ve been tricked because there is only one option, and that is treat. In this economy, I could only afford one of those so you will just have to deal with it. In honor of one of Halloween, one of the High Holidays of the year, I thought I’d give youContinue reading “My Top 10 Personal Favorite Movies (HALLOWEEN SPECIAL)”

Top 10 Movie Villains of All-Time

“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy”. Sir Alec Guiness as the great Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi once uttered this now famous phrase in the original “Star Wars”. Whereas he was referring to a bar full of criminals and lowlifes that he was taking a child he just met into,Continue reading “Top 10 Movie Villains of All-Time”

10 Best Foreign Accents in Movies by Actors

I may not be an actor myself, but I have often said that one of the most difficult aspects of acting is convincingly changing your voice outside its natural tones. We all know someone who thinks they are good at doing an accent but in reality, they would be detained by local authorities if theyContinue reading “10 Best Foreign Accents in Movies by Actors”

10 Guaranteed Future Oscar Winners

Here is a life lesson for all the young and impressionable kids out there: Things are only worth doing if you get rewarded for them. It is basic logic. Why would you do anything that doesn’t offer you something in return? That’s just an inefficient use of your time and energy. And everyone knows theContinue reading “10 Guaranteed Future Oscar Winners”

Top 10 Film Actors Right Now

When I made the list for Top 10 Film Actresses Right Now, I actually had the idea for a few weeks before finally conjuring up the guts it takes to complete such an undertaking. But now that I have finally reached my Super Saiyan form, I might as well strike while the iron’s hot andContinue reading “Top 10 Film Actors Right Now”

Top 10 Film Actresses Right Now

After about a month of intense, hardcore procrastination, I have finally worked up the strength and determination to create this list! Hazzahs are in order, I should say. I am actually rather excited about this list because there are a plethora of outstanding, versatile actresses gracing us with their talents in Hollywood nowadays, and thisContinue reading “Top 10 Film Actresses Right Now”

Top 10 Star Wars Films

I have very few marketable skills in this world. My existence is merely justified because of gratuitous sarcasm, and the fact that it isn’t all that cost effective to send me into space to live out my days so as not to disturb the peace of what remains of polite society. And so, while myContinue reading “Top 10 Star Wars Films”