Star Wars: The Clone Wars Episode Guide
“Star Wars: The Clone Wars” is an animated Star Wars television series that originally aired on Cartoon Network in October of 2008 and is perhaps the most expansive and diverse […]
10 Problems with the Writing of the Star Wars Sequels
If there is one piece of common knowledge about myself that is in the public sphere, it is that I fancy myself a fan of the Star Wars franchise. But, […]
At what point should we be concerned about the “Kenobi” Disney+ series?
“Hello There…”
“General Kenobi…
You are a bold one”
Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker (2019) – Movie Review
**********SPOILER WARNING! DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT SPECIFC DETAILS OF THIS MOVIE REVEALED TO YOU************** *Dramatically inhales* Yikes. What a mess. “The Rise of Skywalker” has finally […]
The Final Trailer for “The Rise of Skywalker” Is Here And It Is Definitely Not Boring
Wow, Disney, you’ve done it again! Say what you want about the ‘Star Wars’ films they’ve made, one thing that no one can deny is that they always release some […]
Top 10 Movie Villains of All-Time
“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy”. Sir Alec Guiness as the great Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi once uttered this now famous phrase in the […]
‘Star Wars’ finally swallows its pride and gets help from more successful younger sibling ‘Marvel’
It is a weird feeling when your younger sibling becomes more successful than you, especially when you were on top of the world before their little sniveling ass came along. […]
Is Hayden Christensen back for “The Rise of Skywalker”?
While it is no secret that I hold many, many, many, MANY reservations about the upcoming grand finale to the main saga of the ‘Star Wars’ franchise, I still love […]
5 Things I Would Put in My Star Wars
I feel like I have not created any content recently that was truly interactive. This page is still young and most of you guys seem a bit shy about commenting […]
The Ballad of the Fallen Star Wars Fans: Long Day’s Journey into Night
This past year and a half have not been an easy one for Star Wars fans. There is a volatile fault line that exists underneath our familiar bed of overopinionated fanatics. “The Last Jedi” has been so divisive amongst us that we can not even agree to feel excited about the upcoming conclusion to Disney’s Sequel Trilogy. To those who […]
Top 10 Star Wars Films
I have very few marketable skills in this world. My existence is merely justified because of gratuitous sarcasm, and the fact that it isn’t all that cost effective to send […]
Let’s have a legitimate discussion about the new Star Wars films
If you are alive, you probably are aware that multibillion-dollar company and conqueror of worlds, Disney, has bought the rights to Star Wars and has been producing new movies to the once dormant franchise. The new films have released to incredible box office success (with the obvious redheaded stepchild being “Solo: A Star Wars Story”) and generally positive critical reviews. […]
Top 10 Movies of All-Time
Congratulations. Despite my best efforts at self-deprecation, somehow you wanted me to make another list. Even more disturbing is that I received a request for this specific list. I worry […]
