“Ma” has provided me with an interesting experience. For the first time in a good while, I found a movie that left me short on words. I sat on this viewing for about a week, desperately trying to muscle my way through my writer’s block before I finally rallied up the gall to tell youContinue reading “Ma (2019) – Movie Review”
Author Archives: Zach Vecker
Rocketman (2019) – Movie Review
In the wake of recent successful biographical films about entertainers, the inevitable production of one of the flamboyant performers of the past century has finally arrived. The songs of Elton John are amongst the most prodigious achievements in human history and the artist behind those mystifying compositions has lived a life worthy of being regaledContinue reading “Rocketman (2019) – Movie Review”
Brightburn (2019) – Movie Review
“Brightburn” has been marketed as a blending of the gruesomeness of the horror genre and the classic, but legally distinct from, Superman origin story, captained by the Gunn’s, who have had incredible success with the “Guardians of the Galaxy” films for Marvel. I had high expectations regarding the film’s concept: What would it be likeContinue reading “Brightburn (2019) – Movie Review”
Booksmart (2019) – Movie Review
If any of you are like me, I would like to express my sincere condolences at this moment. But, if you do share any common characteristics with this overly-opinionated amorphous blob named Zach, perhaps you can relate to the awkward nerd who puts up metaphoric walls in high school because they are afraid of othersContinue reading “Booksmart (2019) – Movie Review”
Long Shot (2019) – Movie Review
Seth Rogan is the luckiest human being on the face of this god-forsaken planet. He gets to co-star alongside Charlize Theron, one of the single most beautiful and talented human beings to ever grace cinema, in a romantic comedy where SHE is somehow inexplicably attracted TO HIM. I know that is obviously the entire premiseContinue reading “Long Shot (2019) – Movie Review”
John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019) – Movie Review
“John Wick” is the single most pro-dog media franchise since the conception of the WeRateDogs Twitter account, and portrays a mild, toned-down version of what would happen to anyone if you even laid a finger on my precious dog, Molly. In total seriousness, if any of you hurt her, every moment you aren’t running, IContinue reading “John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum (2019) – Movie Review”
Top 10 Film Actors Right Now
When I made the list for Top 10 Film Actresses Right Now, I actually had the idea for a few weeks before finally conjuring up the guts it takes to complete such an undertaking. But now that I have finally reached my Super Saiyan form, I might as well strike while the iron’s hot andContinue reading “Top 10 Film Actors Right Now”
Top 10 Film Actresses Right Now
After about a month of intense, hardcore procrastination, I have finally worked up the strength and determination to create this list! Hazzahs are in order, I should say. I am actually rather excited about this list because there are a plethora of outstanding, versatile actresses gracing us with their talents in Hollywood nowadays, and thisContinue reading “Top 10 Film Actresses Right Now”
Detective Pikachu (2019) – Movie Review
Movies based on videogames have a dubious track record. In fact, if you do not count movies that are of such poor quality, they are unintendedly comical geniuses, like “Super Mario Bros.” or “Mortal Kombat”, the genre is essentially a waste of everyone’s time and money. Needless to say, that despite recruiting the star powerContinue reading “Detective Pikachu (2019) – Movie Review”
Matthew McConaughey is beyond your plebian cognition
I have been personally asked many a time to explain those Matthew McConaughey Lincoln commercials, and even though they’ve been parodied beyond belief for a few years now, apparently you simpletons still don’t get what they are all about. And so, you come crawling to me, desperately seeking what you can’t find on your own.Continue reading “Matthew McConaughey is beyond your plebian cognition”
Shut Up Zach! 