Very seldom do I stray into the realm of romantic comedies. I have nothing against them, but as a red-bearded human being with an awkward disposition and little hopes of ever attracting a mate, despite how handsome my mother claims I am, I just find the stories to exist on the periphery of my reality.Continue reading “When Harry Met Sally (1989) – Movie Review”
Author Archives: Zach Vecker
Django Unchained (2012) – Movie Review
A question I am sure everyone has asked themselves at least once in their life is “What do you get when you mix slavery, violence, and an effeminate yet sinister southern charmer as a villain?”. It is a perfectly reasonable question, so don’t act like it hasn’t crossed your mind before. Well, the answer isContinue reading “Django Unchained (2012) – Movie Review”
Midsommar (2019) – Movie Review
I hope everyone is prepared for a good old-fashioned rant because the juices are flowing and we are rolling downhill. I just got out of the theater where I viewed “Midsommar”, a film that was marketed beautifully. I was convinced that this would be some mind-melting, artistic, philosophical horror spectacular. Even the great Jordan Peele,Continue reading “Midsommar (2019) – Movie Review”
MCU Phase-by-Phase Recap
Now that Marvel has put a nice ribbon on Phase 3 of their Cinematic Leviathan, I thought it would be prudent to go back and relive all the highs and lows of the journey that brought us here. We have grown so much from our humble beginnings crawling out of that cave with Tony. NowContinue reading “MCU Phase-by-Phase Recap”
Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019) – Movie Review
At long last, Phase 3 of the Marvel Cinematic Universe is now complete, and what a doozie that was! After “Avengers: Infinity War” and “Avengers: Endgame” blew our tiny little minds, “Spider-Man: Far from Home” is here to essentially serve as an epilogue to the most ambitious chapter this franchise has produced so far. ConsiderContinue reading “Spider-Man: Far from Home (2019) – Movie Review”
5 Things I Would Put in My Star Wars
I feel like I have not created any content recently that was truly interactive. This page is still young and most of you guys seem a bit shy about commenting or interacting, so I suppose it is about time I begin to address the matter. I almost didn’t make a post today but at aroundContinue reading “5 Things I Would Put in My Star Wars”
Toy Story 4 (2019) – Movie Review
EMOTIONS! Yes, Pixar is back on their bullshit again, and you better believe you will cry or you will die trying. “Toy Story 4”, or what I have dubbed “Toy Story IV: The Quest for Peace”, is the fourth time Pixar has hit us with this story about the life of toys, a journey ofContinue reading “Toy Story 4 (2019) – Movie Review”
Tropic Thunder (2008) – Movie Review
I am usually not a fan of the antics of Ben Stiller. Aside from the “Dodgeball” most of Stiller’s films are insufferable. A friend of mine once described the unreasonably popular “Meet the Fockers” series as just 3 separate 2-hour installments of Ben Stiller suffering, and despite my best efforts, I have yet to comeContinue reading “Tropic Thunder (2008) – Movie Review”
10 Guaranteed Future Oscar Winners
Here is a life lesson for all the young and impressionable kids out there: Things are only worth doing if you get rewarded for them. It is basic logic. Why would you do anything that doesn’t offer you something in return? That’s just an inefficient use of your time and energy. And everyone knows theContinue reading “10 Guaranteed Future Oscar Winners”
Inglourious Basterds (2009) – Movie Review
“Inglourious Basterds” has been a personal favorite movie of mine since my parents finally decided I was old enough to watch a rated R film when I got to high school. Please do not judge me for the fact that I was a sheltered child, and instead, judge yourselves because your parents clearly do notContinue reading “Inglourious Basterds (2009) – Movie Review”
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